The Liberal Guide to the Alphabet

In the interest of fairness, equality, and social justice, I’ve decided that as a sequel to my humorous “Conservative Guide to the Alphabet” I would explain to my readers just how the alphabet is taught to liberal children. Let us begin!

A is for Abortion

B is #BlackLivesMatter

C is for Climate Change

D is for DNC

E is for Executive Order

F is for Feminist


H is for Hillary

I is for Iran Nuclear Deal

J is for Joblessness

K is for Ku Klux Klan

L is for Liberal

M is for Marxist

N is for New Age Philosophy

O is for Offended

P is for Privilege

Q is for Quantitative Easing

R is for Racist

S is for Socialism

T is for Taxes

U is for University

V is for Van Jones

W is for Welfare

X is for Xenophobe

Y is for Yale

Z is for Zinn (as in Howard the Marxist)


The Conservative Guide to the Alphabet

Since so many of my friends are either having kids or have young kids learning to read, I thought I’d be helpful and take the time to introduce them to the way the alphabet should be taught to conservative kids. Let us begin!

A is for Ann Coulter

B is for Breitbart

C is for Constitution

D is for Drudge

E is for Economy

F is for Founding Fathers

G is for Guns

H is for Hamilton (as in Alexander)

I is for Ingraham

J is for Justice

K is for Kickoff (as in American football)

L is for Liberty

M is for Military

N is for New Media

O is for O’Keefe

P is for President

Q is for Question Authority

R is for Rush

S is for Shapiro

T is for Twitter

U is for United States

V is for Veteran

W is for Warriorwoman91

X is for Xevious (because video games are inherently conservative)

Y is for Yiannopoulos

Z is for Zero Base Budgeting

Best Moments from the #GOPDebate!

Carson holds moment of silence for the San Bernadino victims.

Paul wrecks Rubio over NSA spying and immigration.

Trump SMOOCHES Cruz on stage!

Cruz destroys Rubio on immigration!

Bush: You can’t insult your way to the presidency. Trump: WATCH ME!

Trump complains that the media talks about him too much and HULK SMASHES Jeb Bush!

Debate winner: Darth Vader